Canyon

A very loose slut esp. with a gaping vagina or in some cases, a gaping anus.

Danielle is the canyon!

by Tainted Psyche March 21, 2003

Canyon

- good at hockey
- decent at tennis
- small

- gets beat up by toddlers on the daily

- bad at texting

- bad at life in general.
- likes to point out flaws constantly

- white.

Oh my God have you seen that guy, he's just like Canyon - he sucks.

by SZ2k17 July 25, 2016

Canyon

A unique period in the menstrual cycle, Justin Bieber being the only known woman to experience this stage of the cycle. It involves ovulation from the kidneys, rather than ovaries and can cause high distress levels, often resulting in an inability to walk.

Male A - "Dude, what's up with her?"
Male B - "I dunno man, it's like she's on her canyon"

by L33T no-scoper May 25, 2010

Canyon

A women's vagina that is wider than a tire and deeper than a pool.

Did you hear that Linda has a Canyon in her pants.

by Gingerbread man 201 September 30, 2013

Canyon

A dirty fuck-boy who dates people that are younger than him.

His "type" is skinny fake girls don't forget they have to be younger then him. (A grade or two)

Canyon is rude and disrespectful and thinks the word "Autism" and "Cancer" is hilarious.

Canyon is a fuckboy

by Anonymous thot pocket March 26, 2017

Canyoned

Having sex with a girl in the ass. Based on the act of inserting one's dick inside of a girl's "Canyon" or ass in this case.

I swear. On Everything. I have never Canyoned her.

by MitchTits January 23, 2011

Canyon

Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.

Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!

by Simp42069 June 11, 2019