Definitions by Simp42069

March 1

The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.

Hey bro, look at that guy’s massive cock!
Oh, probably born on March 1st.

March 1 by Simp42069 February 21, 2021

Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.

Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!

Canyon by Simp42069 June 11, 2019