March 1

The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.

Hey bro, look at that guy’s massive cock!
Oh, probably born on March 1st.

by Simp42069 February 21, 2021

Canyon

Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.

Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!

by Simp42069 June 12, 2019