bottling

Bottling is the act of shoving a 500/3000 ml bottle up your or your sexual partner's rectum. its origin is unknown
past tense = bottled present tense bottle

Yo did you hear Emma got bottled by chad bro!
Greg was bottling Samantha

by bussyslayer69420 January 8, 2022

bottling water

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.

I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!

by ThePuddin January 11, 2009

Bottling emotions

Feeling so many different emotions at one's wanting to cry tell someone you love them murder smile or just stay numb.

It feels like a cancer growth bottling emotions in today

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 22, 2019

bottling it

To kybosh something that was much lauded and planned, usually due to pressure or fear of failure

Man City accused Milan of "bottling it" over Kaka

by jogrant June 4, 2009

"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.

A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009

bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

by inbrambles January 18, 2013

Klein Bottling

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018