boondoggle

To have a messed up head; perplexed or confused.

Hey dawg, baby girl had me straight boondoggled.

by noc March 10, 2003

boondoggle

A person who is dumb enough to ask the mirror to perform sexual acts for them.

Ever since Martin asked his mirror for a blowjob, he has been considered a boondoggle.

by Danielle and Nicole December 10, 2006

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

by creaternity May 31, 2006

boondoggling

Wasteful project or activity.

Origin: Used during the great depression to describe a wasteful project carried out by the WPA

"Making" a road that was already there was an example of bondoggling.

by Locutus March 26, 2005

Boondoggle

To laze around. Procrastinate, if you will.

"SANS! ALL YOU DO IS BOONDOGGLE ALL DAY LONG!

by CrazyPhscoHarmlessBitch April 20, 2016

boondoggled

a word that means you have been james murrayed

i cant believe i was boondoggled

by james murray#2 fan May 17, 2022