Bonced

Being extremely high or stoned on the lords good 'erb

Person 1: How are you man?
Person 2: Man im so bonced.

by Jason ambrose not really lol December 26, 2011

Bonce

A bald sex offender (Pedophile)
Derived from a mixture of the words bald and nonce

"Oy Tom! You bonce, why you DM'ing 13 year olds bout there batty?"

by MexicanGringo January 18, 2018

Boncing

To preform a sexual act on a woman’s body

Last night I was boncing this right worldie

by samcartermedia September 22, 2019

Bonce

when something is in like seriously cool hot sexy fit buff

that outfit iss sooo bonce

by urbangirl January 11, 2008

Bonc

Pronounced "Bonk"

Verb:

1) To run out of energy on a bike

2) Best Electric Bike on the market

1) I can't cycle any more, I've had a bonc
2) If only I was riding a Bonc Bike I wouldn't have bonc-ed.

by purpleSycophant January 22, 2021

bonce balancing

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

by sangus June 6, 2018

bonce rot

A horrible headache in the morning

I have terrible bonce rot this morning after such a mashed up night.

by Mark Brier January 3, 2008