Noun: marijuana, reefer, herb, pot, weed, ganja, or any plant with THC content. Not usually associated with hashish (see chunkage or sheesh)
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.
"Bob & Greg brought some awesome blorch upstate, you should try some - it's delicious"
"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"
"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"
"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"
"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"
by E. Somerset Stratford December 21, 2007
Get the Blorch mug.1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.
2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.
2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
by P'tainz February 12, 2013
Get the Borchers mug.A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about
Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?
by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019
Get the Blorphans mug.by KingCone January 16, 2009
Get the blarch mug.(noun) The accompanying orchestra of the artist Bjork. They usually are in accompanyment with her on the stage, and also dress in bizarre outfits. (Not to be confused with Bjorkestra)
by Danbob January 23, 2008
Get the Bjorchestra mug.Guy 1: Hey, did you see Russell's hairstyle on Bloc Party's music video "Hunting for Witches"?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude it's awesome. I think I'm gonna get a blochead.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude it's awesome. I think I'm gonna get a blochead.
by Zerlot January 17, 2009
Get the Blochead mug.Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.
by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020
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