Brobilly

The combination between a hill billy and a bro. The typical guy who enjoys cage fighting, energy drinks, and hard rock. However on the other side of the coin they like their big lifted truck, cowboy boots, and the rodeo. These types of men are generally heavy drinkers of light beer and think that they are gods gift to women. The blend often happens somewhere between Garth Brooks and Motle Crue.

Hey dude, check out that guy. I bet he can't wait to get to the bar and watch hardcore cage cuddling, chug a pitcher of cheap beer and make fun of his girlfriend. What a brobilly.

by sloppy eggs March 9, 2014

Brobonics

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.

What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

broboat

A sea vessel that a bro invites his bros on.
Often used for fishing or broing out, it can also be the location of a bro-ha-ha.

Bro: Hey brah, want to come on my broboat tonight?
Brah: Chyeah bro, I'll get the Natural Ice!
Brody: How bromantic.

by midgetgundy April 1, 2007

Brobarian

Much like a broseph, a brobarian is equal to that of a bro, dude, man, etc. with the defining characteristics of being a rather large individual, usually quite muscular and strong, and being the friend that typically starts/finishes fights.

Jason: Dude, I wouldn't mess with Patrick if I were you, he's a fucking brobarian of mine.

Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?

PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.

by JDMGio February 10, 2010

brobeat

A common drum pattern in hardcore/brocore music produced by alternating between the floor tom, bass, and snare. The drummer may also rotate his/her torso for dramatic effect as he/she goes back and forth from floor tom to snare drum. The beat is repeated several times and often preludes or follows a breakdown.

"Dude, that band had so many sick brobeats last night."

by tjc4210 May 7, 2009

Broberlin

The small but ever-present population of bros at Oberlin College. They are an endangered species compared to the dominant Oberlin archetype, the Bearded Flannel, but still manage to consume more food than is proportional to their numbers. They are constantly in contact with their female counterparts, who constitute Hoberlin.

Bearded Flannel #1: Who took a bite out of my organic vegan flax seed muffin in the fridge?
Bearded Flannel #2: Oh yeah, Broberlin came in about 3:00 last night and ate everything in sight.

by honey.badger September 28, 2011

Brobation

When a friend does something so idiotic that you have to question your friendship....not end it, necesarily, but set some time aside to question your bromance.

Ravi: Andy why the EEFFFF you bring all these douchebags to hang out with us?

Andy: What are you talking about they are all cool guys

Ravi: No there are not...they are borderline cunts...if you keep bringing them around, I'm going to have to put you on brobation!

by TheRR June 10, 2009