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Alternate: Bro Bag. Noun. Male Ho Bag. May been seen in the wild wearing deep-V-neck t-shirts, garishly flashy sneakers, oddly creative facial hair, and possibly some sort of jewelry one would normally associate with a pawn shop window. Spouts opinions that can often be summed up as "dude things are better than girl things". Tends to be blissfully unaware that almost every person around him is smarter than he is.
"Man, why all them Brobags gotta be up in my business?"
"This YouTube video is obviously a Brobag magnet, look at all the skeezy comments."
"Check out the pack of Brobags up ahead, I think we'd better cross the street."
Brobag by dbdefenestrate August 12, 2016
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Noun- A girl that is considered to be one of the "guys", and sleeps with them.
Derived from the American slang “Hoebag” and the frat usage of “Bro”.
Guy 1: “Hey is Kelsey coming over tonight she hasn’t chilled with us in a while.”
Guy 2: “Yeah she is coming, but I think she wants to have sex then chill.”
Guy 1: “Wow, she is such a brobag”
brobag by amazinraisin November 27, 2007
scrotum, publical sack, ball sack, testicle bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, jizz bag
Dude, you totally kicked Nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little bitch.
brobag by PooperSnooper January 8, 2011
scrotum, publical sack, ball sack, testicle bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, jizz bag
Dude, you totally kicked Nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little bitch.
brobag by PooperSnooper January 8, 2011

Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Bronage a trois 

When two brothers double up on a skank.
Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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