Brobag

A douchebag, who is also a bro (lovable asshole so cal dude).

"Look at that guy."
"The one with the tribal tattoo and the sunglasses?"
"Yeah, in the Jeep with the monster wheels?"
"Wow, what a brobag!"

by Ms. D-C June 22, 2008

Brobag

Alternate: Bro Bag. Noun. Male Ho Bag. May been seen in the wild wearing deep-V-neck t-shirts, garishly flashy sneakers, oddly creative facial hair, and possibly some sort of jewelry one would normally associate with a pawn shop window. Spouts opinions that can often be summed up as "dude things are better than girl things". Tends to be blissfully unaware that almost every person around him is smarter than he is.

"Man, why all them Brobags gotta be up in my business?"
"This YouTube video is obviously a Brobag magnet, look at all the skeezy comments."
"Check out the pack of Brobags up ahead, I think we'd better cross the street."

by dbdefenestrate August 12, 2016

brobag

Noun- A girl that is considered to be one of the "guys", and sleeps with them.
Derived from the American slang “Hoebag” and the frat usage of “Bro”.

Guy 1: “Hey is Kelsey coming over tonight she hasn’t chilled with us in a while.”
Guy 2: “Yeah she is coming, but I think she wants to have sex then chill.”
Guy 1: “Wow, she is such a brobag”

by amazinraisin November 27, 2007

brobag

scrotum, publical sack, ball sack, testicle bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, jizz bag

Dude, you totally kicked Nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little bitch.

by PooperSnooper January 8, 2011

brobag

scrotum, publical sack, ball sack, testicle bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, jizz bag

Dude, you totally kicked Nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little bitch.

by PooperSnooper January 8, 2011

Mike Bobaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Bronage a trois

When two brothers double up on a skank.

Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.

by Flimsygirl July 13, 2016