asscrack tomatoes

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020

asscrack

when you do crack from your ass

Guy 1: yo were you at the party last night
Guy 2: yeah, we did asscrack

by rattiful August 25, 2020

Babycrack

A small white child with no skateboarding skillz, sucks at photography and always wears corduroys and flannels. Also known as a scrub. No girl, no car and might possibly be addicted to crack.

Kid 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get a new car, a girl, a job and start puberty?

Kid 2: "No bigs bra. You know."

Kid 1: "Psh, okay Zak Depiero."

Kid 2: "My name is babycrack!"

by I Killed a Hooker Once December 13, 2009

Asscrack Rorschach

The inkblot-shaped pattern formed by an untimely poo.

I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.

by emeraldswissmiss December 9, 2010

Total asscrack

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend

Wow Jacob is a total asscrack

by Planetsimp October 20, 2022

asscrack

can be used to indicate the time of day being excruciatingly early.

You going out tonight, Bill?

Nah man, I had to be up at the asscrack of dawn this morning.

by 556boyer November 19, 2011