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bushcrack 

1. the orifice which lurks below female pubic hair.

2. a nickname for George W. Bush which differentiates him from the three slightly more honorable Bush men creatures, Prescott his grandfather, George his father and Jeb his brother.

3. a joke told in the rural areas of Australia.
1. Mickey knew that without the dividends her bushcrack would provide; life would have dire consequences like jobs, financial responsibility and a lack of willing slaves and dupes.

2. Thanks be to Mergatroid and inside connections, George "bushcrack" the good old boy didn't need to attend weekly Air National Guard meetings or annual summer encampments during his tour of duty to bring home the bacon.

3. Wayne threw a log on the campfire somewhere deep in the outback and spun a wild bushcrack about Austin the tenderfoot having sex with a not-very-pleased joey.
bushcrack by diogio rome May 21, 2009
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bustcrack 

I was dying to hide my face in her bustcrack and motorboat.
bustcrack by Beloved June 7, 2007

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn
Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002

Bushwhackos 

George W. Bush supporters who in lame duck era of second term are still fervent supporters and sheep of the Bushwhacker Administration despite massive administration changes of bad cabinet members, a larger national debt than ever before in history, spending of Social Security for gray areas, biggest loss of civil rights and personal citizens inalienable rights as well as the Uglification of Americans persona world wide.
Bushwhackos were still supporting Cheney even after he'd shot his hunting partner and friend in the face and dropped out of sight incommunicado until the alcohol was out of his bloodstream and tests would be inconclusive.
Bushwhackos by Diogio Rome February 13, 2008

bushwhacked

Bushwhacked: To start something and then leave it for someone else to clear up.

Any act where reponsibility can be transfered or ignored.
George bushwhacked Hilary.

Tammy bushwhacked her Daddies Amex.
bushwhacked by Tramp July 21, 2006

Bushwacker 

A girl that tricks you into doing things you don't want to or changes the plans once you agree.
Him: I can't wait until we leave for vacation tomorrow.

Her: yeah I'm excited too. Oh I forgot to tell you this old couple is coming with us, and I told them they could ride with us.

You find out it was the plan the entire time and your girls a bushwacker!
Bushwacker by Derek1980 February 17, 2017