Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020

asscrack

when you do crack from your ass

Guy 1: yo were you at the party last night
Guy 2: yeah, we did asscrack

by rattiful August 25, 2020

asscrab

similar to the facehugger from Alien and the Headcrab from halflife, the asscrab kills you after it used your body, but the asscrab attacks your ass instead of the head

beware of the asscrab

by lifeismuchbetterwithoutaname February 25, 2008

Asscrack Rorschach

The inkblot-shaped pattern formed by an untimely poo.

I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.

by emeraldswissmiss December 9, 2010

Total asscrack

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend

Wow Jacob is a total asscrack

by Planetsimp October 20, 2022

Asscrawler

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!

Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!

by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

asscrack

can be used to indicate the time of day being excruciatingly early.

You going out tonight, Bill?

Nah man, I had to be up at the asscrack of dawn this morning.

by 556boyer November 19, 2011