Ambiwankstrous

Equally able to masturbate with both hands.

"Dave, how are you going to wank with a broken wrist?"

"Don't worry mate; I'm ambiwankstrous"

by Malfeasor September 18, 2015

Ambiwankstrous

Having the illustrious ability to masturbate with equivalent rigorousness, cadence, and finesse, regardless of favoured peripheral.

Richard (Dick): "Can't believe I broke my right arm!"
Percy: "Oh damn! Going to be a frustrating couple of months hey!" *wink wink*
Richard (Dick): "Oh no it's fine I'm ambiwankstrous"

by Billy_Zane April 19, 2022

ambiwalktrous

When you can walk backwards and forewards with ease.

That man doing the moonwalk must be ambiwalktrous.

by Red Lantern April 11, 2011

Ambiwankerous

A talented masturbator who is able to use the right and left hands equally well while rubbing one out or flicking the bean.

As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.

Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2021

Ambiwanksterous

When you can fap with either your dominant or non-dominant hand.

Will broke his dominant arm, but luckily for him he was ambiwanksterous.

by Jagerchen July 5, 2018

ambispankstrous

Being easily able to spank both bum cheeks.

Fanny Louise liked being spanked by Dick John Thomas since he was ambispankstrous and could spank both cheeks.

by dictionary2899 June 10, 2020

ambiwankstrose

the ability to masturbate effectively with both hands

'Ah dude, how are you gonna manage with your right wrist broken?'
'Nah, its okay, mate, I'm ambiwankstrose.'

by flamingprojectilellamas December 6, 2014