liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...

1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets

by rzhhhh November 14, 2011

Aissatou

She’s a very smart girl that sometimes needs her friends to remind her of that. She is a fun person to be around. Aissatous love dumb and sexual jokes. She is also very honest and can sometimes hurt people’s feelings without trying. Aissatou’s are definitely nerds and they want their future partner to also be a nerd. She likes to be surrounded by other smart yet goofy people. Overall, Aissatous are amazing and beautiful people!

She’s such an Aissatou!

by Boi mcfacto supreme Gucci gang May 5, 2018

assetarian

one whom eats ass only

Did you hear that Ronnie Mac is an assetarian

by bhoot15 December 29, 2017

asset flip

The act of creating a game using only pre-made assets that are generally sold on the Unity Storefront. These types of games are usually sold on Steam, itch.io, or GameJolt. The term was first coined by Jim Sterling in 2014. Notable games that are asset flips covered by Sterling include:

* Anything made by Digital Homicide.
* Island Light
* The Bullet: Time of Revenge
* Day Survival Begins
* Cookie Simulator 2015

Kyle: Dude, this new game is awful as everything in-game is an asset flip.
Chris: Yeah, I hope Jim Sterling covers it.

by The Real Driller December 17, 2020

citigroup asset management

Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.

Why is my paycheck short? Oh, because I work for the terrorists at citigroup asset management.

by greengirl123 November 17, 2006