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Aspertarian
Of or pertaining to one who combines the social skills of a victim of Asperger's syndrome with strong adherence to and frequent statement of the principles of rigid, rule-based libertarianism and an uncontrollable tendency to pick fights. Found occasionally in life, but much more commonly on the internet.
"See that dude standing in the corner? Don't let him launch into his rant about the legalization of organ sales by child prostitutes; he's a real Aspertarian."
Aspertarian by C.J. to the M March 13, 2009
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