assetarian

one whom eats ass only

Did you hear that Ronnie Mac is an assetarian

by bhoot15 December 29, 2017

Aspertarian

Of or pertaining to one who combines the social skills of a victim of Asperger's syndrome with strong adherence to and frequent statement of the principles of rigid, rule-based libertarianism and an uncontrollable tendency to pick fights. Found occasionally in life, but much more commonly on the internet.

"See that dude standing in the corner? Don't let him launch into his rant about the legalization of organ sales by child prostitutes; he's a real Aspertarian."

by C.J. to the M March 13, 2009

assatarians

A person who has a diet that consist of eating ass

He loves eating ass he must be a Assatarians

by Iac1988 November 7, 2017

Assitarien

A Assitarien is a male or female, who is on a strict diet of only eating ass.

Did you hear that Jim has decided to become a Assitarien, because Monica's pussy was so bad?

by TheCouplesFeed July 1, 2016

hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021