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air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.
Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!
by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017
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air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.
Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.
by tjmooree July 1, 2019
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buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.
By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.
by Big Jay August 25, 2023
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Every Time I Breathe Air

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013
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Airtime

Noun

A voucher that's used to upload money on your phone in order to make phone calls, send messages, use internet on your phone etc. The word “airtime” is most commonly used in South Africa.
I can't make any phone calls, I don't have airtime.
I would like to buy some airtime please.
by owen123 November 18, 2013
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airtime

One says something to someone else and they blank the person.
Kabir: ay Joesph, u ayt?
Joseph:...
someone random:airtime
by mrhellomr March 5, 2008
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airtime

when you get aired for a long time in text
"you wanna link up then?" -11:46

"airtime is long icl" -14:14
by iamjosemourinho May 15, 2022
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