Vacadouche

The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.

Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.

Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.

Sandy: You are right. No one cares.

by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

andouche

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

by faderus April 26, 2011

Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.

You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"

by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010

acidouche-dophilus

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

Adidouche

Someone who insists on dressing head to toe in Adidas attire, (probably knocked off/fake) in an attempt to look less of the low life they really are, yet failing miserable, contributing to their overall douchebaggery.

You see that complete and utter douche covered in adidas gear down the precinct?

That, my friend, sounds like an Adidouche

by realhorrorshow April 7, 2015

auradouche

The cleansing of ones personal toxic aura.

“After all of the bad things that have happened to me , I need an auradouche.”

by RC Myles February 22, 2018

sacadouche

A dirty word you can use to describe whatever you want. How's that for a definition, douche bag?

Lick my sacadouche, sacadouche.

by Strong Bad May 9, 2003