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Youtube

The mythical land of hopes, dreams, dissecting vital organs online, and screaming like a pussy. Commonly known for its ability to give videos more likes and dislikes than views.
"5155 likes, and only 1100 views? How does that work?"

"Youtube."
by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
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Youtube

Website which allows users to upload their own videos. Also allows users to comment on videos which other users have previously upload. However these comments somehow ALWAYS end in racial arguements.
Example unnecessary, check for self www.youtube.com
by Kdotcdotpdot January 22, 2009
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Youtube

The most goated website/app on Earth
You dude you watch Pewdiepie on Youtube?
HELL YEAH MY MAN!
by HorribleShitposter August 30, 2023
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Youtube

A website in which you can post videos on. It was created by two people who are now Billionaires because Google bought them out. Rich bastards...

They're thinking of renaming it Gootube.
What a gay name...
Youtube. 'Please don't rename to Gootube'
by Neo D. October 14, 2006
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Youtube

The video sharing site that allows you to "broadcast yourself". Launched in 2005 and purchased by Google in 2006, the site was good until around late 2008/early 2009 when Youtube started acting more like a dictatorship, enforcing stupid copyright rules, forcing users to adapt to new designs and formats they don't want, eliminating user groups, and requiring users to sit through ads before letting them watch their video. If you are thinking of starting an account I urge you to reconsider. If you currently have an account, I would consider deleting it and not returning until Youtube agrees to return to the way things worked from around 2005-mid 2008.
Youtube has gone to hell since Google took over. They want to kick the everyday you and me users off the site and only allow popular people like Fred and Rebecca Black to post videos. To the YT heads, if you don't pay money, you aren't worth their time.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2012
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Youtube

a site designed for people to upload share and view videos. often ruined by the racist immature misspelt and foul comments by fuckheads and gronks most of who are aussies.
youtube user: can i ask u sumting u knwo dat guy wit da beard yer lol wta fny kunt but if ne 1 membas unuda shuffle i think day afta dat i go to dis skul.

a lil yr 7 in dat trys to shffle lol wit dat big guy wat was his anem i forgot but if nebody knows daname of da vid plz plz

tap bak n tel us kk l8rz !!!!

youtube user replies; learn to spell motherfucker!
by getfucked August 1, 2008
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Youtube

Youtube (stylised YouTube) is a website devoted to playing short (5 to 30 seconds) video advertisements to its users. These advertisements are occasionally interspaced with homemade videos of varying length and quality uploaded by people identifying themselves as "content creators". The advertisements displayed can be targeted to the viewers interests based on data harvested by YouTube parent company Google through their other advertisement serving services such as Google web search and Gmail.
"I can't watch these adverts on YouTube because they keep getting interrupted by cat videos."
by K2point0 July 13, 2019
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