The Yason is a species of human that spends an entire day learning to play the guitar and masturbating when a university assignment is due. The Yason is also a virgin. The Yason is a dumb species.
Jessie: Yo Mr White, you remember the yason we came across in ABQ last week?
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend May 2, 2019
Get the The Yason mug.The contagious effect, much like a yawn, of hearing one friend snort their nose, which will usually be followed by a wipe of the nose, that immediately makes the other friend repeat the same actions. Thus, making it obvious to observers that you and your friends have infact been using that white girl, Christina Aguilera.
Mary: "Do you see those two white girl's walking who keep snorting and wiping their noses?"
Jane: "Yeah, why?"
Mary: "They're definitely skeeted out of their minds."
Ashley: "Stop snorting and wiping your nose."
Marissa: "I can't help it, it's the blow!"
Ashley: "Well you're making me coke yawn and its obvious."
Jane: "Yeah, why?"
Mary: "They're definitely skeeted out of their minds."
Ashley: "Stop snorting and wiping your nose."
Marissa: "I can't help it, it's the blow!"
Ashley: "Well you're making me coke yawn and its obvious."
by ashxtastic October 15, 2010
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Get the Yawnography mug.(n) What starts out as a standard yawn but as it nears the end the yawner continues using the same exhale to create an a-capellic performance.
by Taco17 July 31, 2007
Get the Yawn-Opera mug.One of the most suspicious people you'll ever meet. Always up for a god time, regardless of consequences. Usually pretty funny and cool, and always a good person to talk to. Yarons will always go out of their way to make you happy. They're usually really nice but not a good person to piss off. They are tough to win over, but if you manage to get one, hold onto him.
by yaknowwhatsup April 28, 2020
Get the yaron mug.The enchanted land of talking creatures, magic, adventure, double entendres, and metrosexual ambiguityland in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". A politically incorrect version of Narnia with creatures like Mr. Numbnuts the Faun, Skeppy the Bosche Kangaroo and the Scouse Beaver, And of course, the bootylicious White Bitch. Haslet the Smoked Pork Lion is all that stands between the Bitch and Yawnia.
'...you will meet a scent-whore who will guide you.’
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.
by Pedrosa von Beagle November 16, 2006
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