Mr. Woolums

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..

Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

by royal cabbages May 4, 2015

Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

North woodmere

A small town in valley stream NY. THis town is primary jewish and contains at least 79% stoners. There is a local shopping center where jerry's bagels is located. It kicks ass! go check it out. The town seems to be gradually increasing with russians out of know where but w.e. On weekends kids roam the streets looking for weed and for some odd enough reason have not been introduced to cocain yet. This own has it own park which people from the town generally dont go to since there is the possibility of people jumped.

ORDER the shantizzzleeeeeeee

North woodmere oh yea!

by scott tuccck November 16, 2010

Woodmans

An awesome grocery with good priced food and where mostly poor people shop there. People fight over food stamps there, throw shit on the floor there, brake stuff and put it back, and steal food out of the packaging.

Woodmans is soooo ghetto

by ytytyt August 21, 2012

jennifer woodman

spawn of hell out to make sure you fail

jennifer woodman shot children ate them then gave them a IE on their test

by grandmas little semen demon February 17, 2022

mr. woolums

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

by The cockinator March 30, 2015

woodmansterne secondary

a school which is a primary and secondary and is thought to be the most neekiest skl in lambeth. if you find them, don’t interact, weird species of human and the children there are nerds. you will become depressed from going to this school, save yourself.

outsider: what school do you go?

person from woodmansterne: woodmansterne secondary why?

*outsider blocks person who goes to woodmansterne*

by roadman111 January 24, 2020