Woodman 

For someone to go around getting alot of wood. Can be seen as a sexual innuendo.

A woodman list is a list compiled of the different woods someone has collected.

Michael: 'Who's the next on the woodman list'

Josh: 'Who know's'.

Woodman by Cuurayyy July 16, 2009

Woodman 

The deliberate act of a waiter bringing sausage to a male restaurant patron who ordered a non-sausage food item.

It is said that the male patron "got Woodmaned."

Guy: "I'll have the ribeye and a baked potato."

Waiter brings out sausage links.

Guy: "Damn, why'd you Woodman me, bro?"

Woodman by TWTB May 1, 2012

woodman 

1. a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff

I got myself into an embaressing woodman situation this morning

woodman by tory borty December 24, 2012

Woodman 

A woodman, a man in the woods. To live freely and just exist with nature.

"I'm leaving camp, to become a woodman. Live in the woods."

Woodman by guerrilla_man March 7, 2021

Woodman's 

A grocery store chain in the Midwest that would rather pay their worthless department managers six figure salaries, purchase huge amounts of TV ad time and sell its customers rotten meat and produce at full price than allow its customers to use credit cards, sell fresh food or make the slightest effort to run an honest business.

Person 1: The nasty ground chuck I bought at Woodman's made me sick.

Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.

Woodman's by Jon Nowak November 1, 2013

woodman's delight 

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!

That girl over there is a woodman's delight.

woodman's delight by Alex Auch December 16, 2008

jennifer woodman 

spawn of hell out to make sure you fail

jennifer woodman shot children ate them then gave them a IE on their test

jennifer woodman by grandmas little semen demon February 17, 2022