woodsman 

(Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .

Ron is a well known woodsman in the porn industry.

woodsman by Pete Reuter February 2, 2004

Woodsman 

A person who only smokes backwoods.

"Is that a backwood?"
"I'm the Woodsman, what did you expect?"

Woodsman by DemetusLong December 14, 2017

Woodsman 

Someone possessing numerous strong qualities in parallel with nature. This makes them extremely attractive yet, one is unable to ruin the untouched natured of the person through dating, relationships ect.

James is such a woodsman, he can fend off a bear while knitting a pair of socks from organic wool and whittling a heart from a stump.

Woodsman by LilyRainFlower March 4, 2011

woodsman 

that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people

person 1: aw man i feel so bad for the woodsman like bro
person 2: same

woodsman by foxy_6471 June 10, 2024

Woodsman Disorder 

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

Woodsman Disorder by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020

Cheeky Woodsman 

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

Cheeky Woodsman by jMiR October 13, 2010

Dark Woodsman 

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

Dark Woodsman by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009