woolums 

A bald hot guy with big muscles!

Look oh my gosh look at that Woolums...I'd hit it!

woolums by ashley stonesifer August 29, 2008

Mr. Woolums 

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..

Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

Mr. Woolums by royal cabbages May 4, 2015

mr. woolums 

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

mr. woolums by The cockinator March 30, 2015

honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship

Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!

honey wookums by honeywookums April 20, 2014

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

woofums by shawn May 27, 2004

woolum 

Woolum refers to a female who lies about her last name when you ask it in fear that your a stalker

No example can be given of a woolum, dont worry youll meet one

woolum by Inmate19 February 6, 2007