squiggle winker

NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic

Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god

by zooknookie July 19, 2019

Winkies

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Ripping a van winkle

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

by TheBleedingPen March 2, 2009

Winklejane

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a vagina.

Yo, baby girl. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. I've been known to Winklejane a boo all damn night.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

kinky wink

When you passionately stare and then wink at another's genitalia. It is typically a sign of flirtation, but has been commonly used in popular culture as a jest.

As I whipped my head back up while kneeling to tie my shoelaces, Richard's crotch was directly in my line of sight. I then continued to stare at his bulge. It was getting larger by the second. I made sure he was looking, and then gave his meaty sausage a kinky wink. If he doesn't know that I want his hairy penis inside me now -- he never will.

by AnalMonster666 February 2, 2015

Pistol Winker

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.

David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.

by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009

winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

by dj lemon May 21, 2012