womples

when a womans nipple is equal to or greater than half of her breast

Wow, I didn't realize Deb had such large womples until she took her shirt off last night.

by Ryan58 April 6, 2006

Wimpled

The most dumbest-assed word any dumb ass can ever "make up". Usually used by a person who wants to be cool and make up their own slang but makes themself look like an ass instead. Any one who even thinks of uttering this word should be tossed face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano - a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here.

Girl 1: damn girl that skirt is wimpled like shit

Girl 2: *tosses Girl 1 face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here*

by Dale Alvin Gribble April 14, 2010

Wimple

An adjective used for anything that has a damaged joint, causing it to move oddly.

A)A person with a hurt ankle, walking around without crutches, has a wimple-leg.

B)I hurt my wrist, I have a wimple-hand now

by PerLemony January 12, 2009

Wimpleton's Disease

A physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. The condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim's clothes and can be an embarrassment in any social interaction. Heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.

"Boy this coffee tastes great. It's really helping me prepare for our exams. Oh Christ! It looks like I'm getting a case of "Wimpleton's Disease." Look at this wet spot!"

by outhouse May 7, 2009

Wipplesnapple

A cocktail made with Blueberry Cider, double Vodka and Diet Coke.

I got totally and utterly wipplesnappled last night

by the creators of wipplesnapple September 26, 2009

wipples

The resulting erect state of a woman's nipples upon entering or leaving a cold body of water (shortened from water nipples).

"Yo dude, check out the wipples on that babe in the pool."

by GoShogun May 13, 2005

wimplash

The state of a person or company when they stand still and can't decide to move one way or another. It's paralysis without any real reason. "Make a decision and be resolute" is the call of the 2000-and-lates.

I asked them if they wanted to work with me and they just sat there, like a deer in the headlights unable to move right or left, as if they had "wimplash"

by Laermerabilia November 8, 2009