Laermerabilia's definitions

wimplash

The state of a person or company when they stand still and can't decide to move one way or another. It's paralysis without any real reason. "Make a decision and be resolute" is the call of the 2000-and-lates.

I asked them if they wanted to work with me and they just sat there, like a deer in the headlights unable to move right or left, as if they had "wimplash"

by Laermerabilia November 8, 2009

useitation

When you are asked to come to an event because you can "cover it" in some way (online).

Me: someone asked me to a party.
Him: that's great!
Me: Not really, it's a useitation to get me to tweet about it.

by Laermerabilia November 8, 2009