midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

wankbogey

A small ball of jizz left under the foreskin after a wank the previous night due to insufficient cleaning.

Serioulsy though John, got in the shower this morning had a serious wankbogey wasn't pleasant.

by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

wankbag

another word for female genitalia

hey Betsy, I'm going gunna finger your ass then stick it in your wankbag

by betsy April 10, 2004

midget wrestling wankbag

A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.

R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?

M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.

F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.

R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Wankberry

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.

I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.

by Chris Murrin August 12, 2007

Wankbag

A pretentious prick who loves to talk about black and white movies, different coffees, wines from around the world etc. In other words a douche who talks wank. A self indulgent prick, who loves the sound of their own voice.

John: "listen to that prick at the end of the bar talking about how postmodern Damien Hirst is."
Joe: "Yeah, what a wankbag.

by G-wall May 17, 2013

wankberries

A phrase used to express dissapointment at a situation in a comical way.

Jill - "Jack, your wife just died in a plane crash carrying your unborn child and your entire savings... and I'm not actually your sister."
Jack - "Wankberries".

by Katarn December 13, 2008