wankberry

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.

I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.

by Chris Murrin January 1, 2009

Wankberry

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.

I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.

by Chris Murrin August 12, 2007

wankery

1. Adjective describing that which has the properies of a wanker.

2. Adjective describing something that has pretentions of being really serious and important, but is really just a bunch of bullshit.

3. Abstract noun referring to the property of being totally fucking retarded.

"I'm sick of all these wankery Star Wars assholes trying to tell me George Lucas is a genius."

"This place reeks of wankery."

by Jonbron May 30, 2005

wankleberry

A form of masturbation involving berries, any berry would do;

StrawBERRY
RaspBERRY
BlueBERRY
Chuck BERRY
Rachel BERRY

"You are such a wankleberry"
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"

F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*

by rigalish December 16, 2010

wankery

Often used to describe the actions of some one playing a guitar, and to a lesser extent an electric bass.

Most times, Guitar/bass wankery is when a guitarist/bassist makes excessive use of soloing and techniques such as shrills, taps, slaps & pops, slides, bends, sweeps and the like to the point where its nothing but self satisfaction.

Since such self satisfaction is often said to come from showing off to people with the talents listed above, it has become widely known amongst guitarist/bassist as Wankery.

Some douche in Guitar Center was trying to impress people with some guitar wankery.

by TvsPatrickDuffy September 19, 2005

WaxBerry

A BlackBerry that has been fouled by the earwax of one's unhygienic, untidy, unkempt supervisor.

Hey Rick, Carol is trying to get in touch with you on her WaxBerry.

by Rick Brown February 23, 2008

wankbeard

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.

That club was completely fuckin wankbeard

by lolololotek January 5, 2014