Wankbag

A bag of wank, someone who is useful for nothing else but to collect the sex wee of dirty men.

Literal: "Wow Paris Hilton's a real wankbag in that sex tape"

Everyday: "You know that dude Dan? He totally stole my slushee the other day. What a wankbag."

by Aoife Brady September 2, 2007

Wankbag

A pretentious prick who loves to talk about black and white movies, different coffees, wines from around the world etc. In other words a douche who talks wank. A self indulgent prick, who loves the sound of their own voice.

John: "listen to that prick at the end of the bar talking about how postmodern Damien Hirst is."
Joe: "Yeah, what a wankbag.

by G-wall May 17, 2013

wankbag

Commonly used as a derogatory term for a chav

Ah, look at that utter wankbag over there!

by Captain Sensible May 23, 2005

wankbag

a cocksmoker

george bush is a wankbag

by yi mudder July 2, 2003

wankbag

another word for female genitalia

hey Betsy, I'm going gunna finger your ass then stick it in your wankbag

by betsy April 10, 2004

midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

midget wrestling wankbag

A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.

R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?

M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.

F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.

R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007