wiffed

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

by theoneDub October 24, 2007

pilsner waffe

a swedish raggar gang or group that drives the biggest and most famous pilsner lik/ pilsner bil/ Pilsner häck in sweden

dude 1: hey look he´s a member of the pilsner waffe
dude 2: why is that scrapyard moving.... ohh

by kukensvrede February 20, 2014

Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

waffled

to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk

We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!

by valintina4 September 13, 2005

Waffidence

Waffidence-when someones confidence is hightened by substance abuse from cocaine (waff/sniff/powder/charlie/nostrilsugar)

You can tell that he has a lot of Waffidence about him tonight.

by Charlie_Bear November 16, 2014

Waffeler

some one who steals waffles

" I AM! THE WAFFELER"
" DAMN THAT WAFFELER DID IT AGAIN! stole my damn waffles "

by Alison cloud October 16, 2008

waffer

bad, poor, sub-standard

That band was complete waffer.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003