Vapist

n) Someone who enjoys vaping and blowing fat clouds in the faces (or within close proximity) of those who do not/ are not partake(ing) in the act of vaping; someone who forces those around him/her to know he/she is vaping by blowing large clouds of vapor within a confined space. The surrounding person(s) are forced to inhale the vapor without their consent.

Synonyms: vape douche; cloud blowing jerk off; vape hipster

Joe thinks it's cool to entrap people in tight spaces with little to no ventilation as he billows out huge clouds of vapor in everyone's faces. This is not cool at all and classifies Joe as a vapist.

by Mssoftball35 May 7, 2016

vaxist

a person who believes that a mass vax or mandatory vaccination is superior to testings or pills during outbreaks

Will is a hard vaxist! He's not going to give you a job if you didn't get a covid-19 vaccine and immunity card.

by timlight April 21, 2020

Vagistamp

To rub vegemite on ones vagina then press the lips onto someone's face making a stamp.

Laura Vagistamped Amber while she was passed out last night

by The Brown Hornet May 5, 2014

Vapist

Someone who vapes

Person A : did you see them vaping??
Person B : oh my god! i didn’t know they are vapists!

by n luppy December 3, 2018

Vagistick

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.

I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

by Baron Von Whathisface March 18, 2014

Vagistocracy

Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.

Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

by Use Logic March 11, 2008

Vapist

The Term refers to someone who vapes excessively and is quite annoying. The common Vapist also is not to bright and a bit arrogant to the point of sheer obliviousness. Most Vapist are nicotine addicted and use vaporizers of any kind and treat their addiction as a personality trait rather than a disease as if people 60 years ago didn’t do the same with cigarettes. Most Vapist are in high school and take Lengthy bathroom breaks to satisfy their addiction sometimes reaching times of 60 minutes long breaks. The vapist is unsuccessful and will have manny preventable problems down the road.

Jack: darn vapist was blowing vape in my face when I walked right into the bathroom!
Edd: yeah it’s a darn shame.

by The CEO of GAZOOZLE.BIZ January 17, 2020