vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017

vacity

One who constantly has an itch so bad on their genitals, that they need itching cream for it.

Tom is such a vacity. He's always itching down there.

by Frankthegemstone November 6, 2018