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Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

vacitis by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017

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Vauitis

A contagious obsessive compulsive disorder with 'the vau'. Highly contagious and cureless.

That person is suffering from Vauitis. You really love the vau, I think you have Vauitis.

Vauitis by Vau October 23, 2011

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Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

Vagitis by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

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vavitiss

Vavitiss is the diseased mould on your penis causing your thumbs to constantly twitch impairing your gaming skills tremendously.

Sorry Startz! My Vavitiss is acting up today.

vavitiss by BIGBUTSO March 13, 2017

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vagitis

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

vagitis by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

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Vagitis

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

Vagitis by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018

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vagitis

refering to any type of STD that a girl might have. Basically implying she's a dirty slut.

Damnit, i went to a frat house and now i have some nasty vagitis.
The shower stinks like someone has vagitis.
I bet that ratty tatty has vagitis.

vagitis by Linda yu June 11, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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