vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017

Vauitis

A contagious obsessive compulsive disorder with 'the vau'. Highly contagious and cureless.

That person is suffering from Vauitis. You really love the vau, I think you have Vauitis.

by Vau October 23, 2011

Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

vavitiss

Vavitiss is the diseased mould on your penis causing your thumbs to constantly twitch impairing your gaming skills tremendously.

Sorry Startz! My Vavitiss is acting up today.

by BIGBUTSO March 13, 2017

vagitis

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

Vagitis

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018

vagitis

refering to any type of STD that a girl might have. Basically implying she's a dirty slut.

Damnit, i went to a frat house and now i have some nasty vagitis.
The shower stinks like someone has vagitis.
I bet that ratty tatty has vagitis.

by Linda yu June 11, 2006