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Vauitis 

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A contagious obsessive compulsive disorder with 'the vau'. Highly contagious and cureless.
That person is suffering from Vauitis. You really love the vau, I think you have Vauitis.
Vauitis by Vau October 23, 2011
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Vagitis 

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In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."
Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"
Vagitis by Coogs315 January 4, 2014
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vavitiss 

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Vavitiss is the diseased mould on your penis causing your thumbs to constantly twitch impairing your gaming skills tremendously.
Sorry Startz! My Vavitiss is acting up today.
vavitiss by BIGBUTSO March 13, 2017
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vagitis 

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A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.
He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.
vagitis by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003
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Vagitis 

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A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...
Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..
Vagitis by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018
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vagitis 

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refering to any type of STD that a girl might have. Basically implying she's a dirty slut.
Damnit, i went to a frat house and now i have some nasty vagitis.
The shower stinks like someone has vagitis.
I bet that ratty tatty has vagitis.
vagitis by Linda yu June 11, 2006
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