tatouche

A guy that has large tattoos on his body in an effort to seem cool, but still can't shake his douchebag image.

You: Dude, check out that tatouche by the pool.
Me: Looks like he was hazed by Ed Hardy.

by Pnt-E Drpr April 24, 2009

Twatochist

Somebody on Twitter who posts tweets containing stupid idiotic and blatantly wrong information due to the fact that they gain sexual gratification from being vilified in reply tweets pointing out how wrong they and the tweet are.

Whoever tweeted this rubbish is a proper Twatochist

by The real shitcunt August 11, 2020

Twadouche

A twadouche is a man who is so douchie that he has grown a twat.

Ed and Peter are twadouches, they need to be smacked!

by burek1234 June 3, 2009

twitdouche

Some idiot who tells you how to use twitter. Normally in an I'm-better-than-you kind of way.

Gunar: "@jakeattacks Omg. This is a tweet. -Gunar"

Jake: "Dude. You don't sign a tweet with your name, that's just freakish!"

Gunar: "Stop being a twitdouche."

by jakeattacks July 12, 2009

Tattouchebag

A heavily tattooed, pretentious person that won't shut up about their stupid, ugly "body art" because they have no other discernible personality traits and are otherwise completely uninteresting... I.e, a douchebag with lots of tattoos.

Portland is a great city to live in but if the tattouchebag population keeps surging like this I'll have to consider moving to the burbs...

by Topher Demps September 7, 2015

tampouche

1. used tampon/douche bag
2. (very faggy) little brother
3. a male who takes it in the woohoo at least once a day
4. A dumbass

My brother kenny is a tampouche.
Oh Yeah Billy is like such a tampouche cuz i gave it to him in the ass.
WTF u tampouche stop putting quarters in the dollar slot on the vending machine!

by Dick Sukker January 9, 2009

TwatPocket

Noun: one who uses her lady parts to lure unsuspecting men into relationships with the promise of sexual favors. a whore, a home wrecker.

After trashing yet another marriage, Laura has earned the nickname of twatpocket.

by Shtu8tn December 6, 2019