Tactard

A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.

"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"

by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017

tanktards

fucker that uses a tank

25 kills using a tank
fucking tanktards

by bigman1601 August 21, 2022

Wacktard

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.

"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"

by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004

twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005

twakward

adj.
1. To be a combo of tall and lanky, with little or no visible muscle
2. To look geeky or nerdy
3.A combination of the two; esp. an awkward combination

Wow, that boy is so twakward!

by ilovetwakwards July 6, 2011

twacktacular

Above and beyond the scope of your average dope fiend.

She went to the window a twacktacular amount of times last night.

by Troublemaker783 January 20, 2019