twakward

adj.
1. To be a combo of tall and lanky, with little or no visible muscle
2. To look geeky or nerdy
3.A combination of the two; esp. an awkward combination

Wow, that boy is so twakward!

by ilovetwakwards July 6, 2011

twatward

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.

Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.

by Thump! October 31, 2006

tawkward

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn

Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are

by BUSHROD December 23, 2013

Tawkwardness

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness

Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......

by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

Twatward

A stupid male named Edward, who thinks that he’s smart, albeit the asinine and deleterious things that he says and /or does.

Senator Edward Markey from Massachusetts is such a Twatward; who thinks he can attach himself to other peoples’ laws that they had drafted up mostly by themselves. (See the Waxman-Markey bill or the Green new deal).

by The girl you can’t catch. February 19, 2021