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twatward 

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.
Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.
twatward by Thump! October 31, 2006
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tawkward 

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn
Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are
tawkward by BUSHROD December 23, 2013

Tawkwardness 

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness
Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......
Tawkwardness by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

Twatward 

A stupid male named Edward, who thinks that he’s smart, albeit the asinine and deleterious things that he says and /or does.
Senator Edward Markey from Massachusetts is such a Twatward; who thinks he can attach himself to other peoples’ laws that they had drafted up mostly by themselves. (See the Waxman-Markey bill or the Green new deal).