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twatward 

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.
Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.
twatward by Thump! October 31, 2006
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tawkward 

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn
Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are
tawkward by BUSHROD December 23, 2013

Tawkwardness 

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness
Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......
Tawkwardness by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

Twatward 

A stupid male named Edward, who thinks that he’s smart, albeit the asinine and deleterious things that he says and /or does.
Senator Edward Markey from Massachusetts is such a Twatward; who thinks he can attach himself to other peoples’ laws that they had drafted up mostly by themselves. (See the Waxman-Markey bill or the Green new deal).

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026