Twacktard

Somebody who has methed up their life and is now stuck in tweaker mode making no sense to anyone around them.

Nothing she said made sense...she is a total twacktard.

by Tweaker jones October 14, 2017

twackstar

a meth user who is really proud of him or herself and thinks no one can tell they're high and acts animated. they know everything.

"You better let squeek fix the lawnmower or he'll go twackstar on you."

by Crys Crystopherson January 31, 2009

trucktard

truck + retard

Any pickup truck driver who acts like a stupid ignorant person.

That stupid trucktard just tossed empty beer cans out the window.

by Iowa Keith August 30, 2007

twatard

A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.

Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.

'Stop being such a twatard!' Erica said to Jessica.

by œ January 14, 2010

Tacttard

The person at the gun club or store who is dressed up in military or police equipment, but in reality is not a member of the military or law enforcement.

Jay, did you see that guy on the pistol range wearing the vest with the ten ammo pouches. Is he a policeman? No Jim, he's a Tacttard he installs car stereos for a living.

by TTwist August 11, 2010

twackadactyl

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

Twastard

A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)

"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"

by Dunnie September 29, 2005