twackards 

Meth or speed users who frequently speak nonsense, or repeat similar behaviors such as tweaking , performing behavior in which the individual knows better and lacking good judgement, hearing or seeing things non existent during methamphetamine indused psychosis, or just being silly on purpose because high.

Hide the glue sticks and radios here come the twackards!
you twackard, I know u didn't just rewire the car system n we have no headlights now?

twackards by anonymous June 30, 2023

twackadactyl 

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

twackadactyl by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

Twacktard 

Somebody who has methed up their life and is now stuck in tweaker mode making no sense to anyone around them.

Nothing she said made sense...she is a total twacktard.

Twacktard by Tweaker jones October 14, 2017

Twackadoodle 

-A perm a tweeked person.


-someone who isn't mentally ill but you would think that they were. They do weird things, that normal people wouldn't do.

-Some one that does absolute stupid shit, every time they do something.

Dennis: Hey Roy what is that bitch doing by the Garbage can.

Roy: I don't know, She is talking to her self and Rooting for Treasures.

Dennis: Fucking A, What a Twackadoodle

Twackadoodle by Binam January 24, 2013

Twackadactle 

A person who is so high they don't know what they are talking about.

Person 1: (looking up at the stars) Oh my God!
Person 2: (jumps, startled) What?!
Person 1: It moved!

Person 2: What moved?

Person 1: That one! It's a drone! We need to get out of here..! Nobody is safe... Let's go!

Person 2: Do wha--?

Person 1: (packing car up) Hurry! They're gonna get us!

Person 2: (following Person 1, rolling eyes) You're such a twackadactle.

Twackadactle by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018

Clankin' Tankards 

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).

"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"

Clankin' Tankards by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023

Twackerdactyl 

A person who smokes meth and randomly stops by people's houses while under the influence of methamphetamine

"Man, I am so fed up with all these twackerdactyls popping by thinking we're friends"

Twackerdactyl by BattleCreekLowLife July 18, 2023