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Meth or speed users who frequently speak nonsense, or repeat similar behaviors such as tweaking , performing behavior in which the individual knows better and lacking good judgement, hearing or seeing things non existent during methamphetamine indused psychosis, or just being silly on purpose because high.

Hide the glue sticks and radios here come the twackards!
you twackard, I know u didn't just rewire the car system n we have no headlights now?

twackards by anonymous June 30, 2023

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twackadactyl

any flying species that attacks tweakers by surprise.

as he pumped gas in the car at night at a well lit gas station at night, the twackadactyl came out of nowhere and buzzed right by his face.

twackadactyl by smacklepuss July 22, 2010

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Twacktard

Somebody who has methed up their life and is now stuck in tweaker mode making no sense to anyone around them.

Nothing she said made sense...she is a total twacktard.

Twacktard by Tweaker jones October 14, 2017

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Twackadoodle

-A perm a tweeked person.

-someone who isn't mentally ill but you would think that they were. They do weird things, that normal people wouldn't do.

-Some one that does absolute stupid shit, every time they do something.

Dennis: Hey Roy what is that bitch doing by the Garbage can.

Roy: I don't know, She is talking to her self and Rooting for Treasures.

Dennis: Fucking A, What a Twackadoodle

Twackadoodle by Binam January 24, 2013

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Twackadactle

A person who is so high they don't know what they are talking about.

Person 1: (looking up at the stars) Oh my God!
Person 2: (jumps, startled) What?!
Person 1: It moved!

Person 2: What moved?

Person 1: That one! It's a drone! We need to get out of here..! Nobody is safe... Let's go!

Person 2: Do wha--?

Person 1: (packing car up) Hurry! They're gonna get us!

Person 2: (following Person 1, rolling eyes) You're such a twackadactle.

Twackadactle by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018

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Clankin' Tankards

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).

"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"

Clankin' Tankards by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023

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Twackerdactyl

A person who smokes meth and randomly stops by people's houses while under the influence of methamphetamine

"Man, I am so fed up with all these twackerdactyls popping by thinking we're friends"

Twackerdactyl by BattleCreekLowLife July 18, 2023

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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