Turbit

The piece of skin between a girl's vag and her asshole.

Don't go in the basement, it smells like Grandma's unwashed Turbit down there.

by Turbit Master August 8, 2010

turgid-love-rocket

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.

Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard

by Mark November 24, 2003

tubridy

Something repulsive beyond imagination, or just a general term of derision. Derived from Irish broadcaster Ryan Tubridy.

'hows your new gaf working out for you, John?', posed Flannery. 'Man, its absolute tubridy - the shower leaks, the neighbours are pricks, and there's a strange smell of rotting flesh in the kitchen. Tubridy, complete tubridy...' replied John with an expression of disgust on his face.

by Wavioli August 26, 2006

Turbodeuce

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.

"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."

by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

Turbodouche

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.

Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.

by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

turgid

The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner

Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group

by PTV October 22, 2006

turbodump

when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds

Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!

Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!

by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010