Definitions by Wavioli

fisticuffs 

Brown marks on someones sleeve, as a result of fisting

After a good long time together in their room, the two jolly young men emerged. 'Oh there you are!', proclaimed his mother quizingly , 'what have you been up to all afternoon?'. 'Mainly fisting' replied the chipper young lad. 'There's no need to tell me! I can see your fisticuffs, now be a good lad and drop that shirt in the laundry basket, I'll clean the shit off your sleeves just as soon as I'm done polishing your father's dildo, you cheeky little scamp!'

fisticuffs by Wavioli October 29, 2007

Wowsers

A pair of extravagent trousers, usually worn by a crusty or a hippy.`

'jaysis, would you look at the wowsers on yer man!', exclamed anthony, pointing at the crusty wearing green and purple zig-zagged jim jams

Wowsers by Wavioli August 26, 2006

tubridy 

Something repulsive beyond imagination, or just a general term of derision. Derived from Irish broadcaster Ryan Tubridy.

'hows your new gaf working out for you, John?', posed Flannery. 'Man, its absolute tubridy - the shower leaks, the neighbours are pricks, and there's a strange smell of rotting flesh in the kitchen. Tubridy, complete tubridy...' replied John with an expression of disgust on his face.

tubridy by Wavioli August 26, 2006

screetin 

The face a scumbag (otherwise known as spides,scallys or chavs) makes while squaring up to someone he/she wants to fight. the upper lip becomes rigid, drawing attention to their 'knacker tash' and the eyes bug out. Often accompanied by random pushing and taunts of 'ye wha!? oill bleedin morder yeh righ righ righ!?' aswell as scrawny birds in white tracksuits and hoopy earrings roaring 'leave im alowinn, Anto!' and so forth.

'I was havin a fag outside de aslan gig an some prick came up and was screetin in me face, so I smashed a bottle in his face, and kicked the fookin head aff him'

screetin by Wavioli May 5, 2005