Tax

To have sex or to pursue sexual actions with someone. Can also include oral or any form of sex.

Friend 1: Dude that chick is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know you should tax!

by Los alamitos March 31, 2015

Tax

to use excessively

"I could tax that fine ass for days."

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

Tax

An amout of money given to the goverment. Something we all love to hate, but sometimes fail to realize that it is always put to good use. Shelters the homeless, used to make properly paved roads, allows those without deep pockets to obtain free medical care, ect. Taxes are one of life's little reminders that we are not alone in this life; we have an obligation to those less fourtunate. We are all connected.

Heartless minion: "Taxes are gay. I don't deserve to be forced to give two percent of my grocery bills to those who don't have diddly-shit."

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Tax

requiring effort, but not an excessive amount; a hardship.

Nah, that run didn't tax me a bit. I had it covered.

I ain't tryin' to tax my head right now; we've been studying all morning. Let's just chill for awhile.

by DCkat September 14, 2010

Tax

Verb

To steal or take something without the victim's consent.

I'm going to tax your scissors.

by Hajnuminimur May 4, 2018

Tax

Legal robbery

The Tories can steal shit tons of money from the middle/upper class and they'd still have shit tons of their earnings, but if they tax the working class, they barely have any dough left. Not to mention, gas and electric bills are going to increase by another 25% when it already increased by 25% in recent months. The rich becomes richer and the poor becomes poorer. Where's Robin Hood when you need him eh?

by UltimateDoge August 25, 2022

Tax

Something Yoshi don't know how to pay.

Police: "Yoshi, you get a 5 year jail time for commiting tax fraud."
Yoshi: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."

by WickerBird June 11, 2020