Toob

The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.

What's on the Toob?

by the interweb June 23, 2008

Toob

One who is both a tard and a noob.

Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.

by CodeNinja February 2, 2013

toob

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

by vodkasaid January 27, 2009

Toob

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.

The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.

by Nicholas D October 20, 2020

Toobs

Tim Burton's man boobs.

Tim Burton was at the beach and I saw his toobs!

by SweeneyLovesMe December 30, 2011

toobs

A combination of the words "too" and "bad". Means "too bad".

"You just spilled my juice!"
"Toobs, dude."

by Sonalyka February 11, 2006

toob

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.

Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.

by dewade123 November 14, 2009