Toob

The word Toob refers to any handheld or mounted grenade launcher.

Person: This is my toob. Here is what it does.
*explosion*

by _#%^*> October 6, 2022

Toob

A chad way of describing the barrel of a fire arm of any type aside from an a.r. platform.

Ak guy- "is spicy toob, makes big boom"
Ar guy-"hey man I have a toob to"
Ak guy-"...not exactly comrade, yours is plastic pipe"

by Coldest117 November 2, 2022

Toob

The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.

What's on the Toob?

by the interweb June 23, 2008

Toob

One who is both a tard and a noob.

Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.

by CodeNinja February 2, 2013

Toob

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.

The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.

by Nicholas D October 20, 2020

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020

Toobing

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

by Gaijinman October 21, 2020