three

1: A number that VALVe can't count to. See the Portal & Team Fortress series

2: see Half-Life 3

1: I wonder when we'll ever get Portal 3, let alone Team Fortress three

2: Half-Life 3 confirmed

by LoyalTheorist42 August 12, 2017

Three

An item - in cigarette form - with the purpose of being smoked. Most commonly cigarettes, but can include other cig-like items.

yo dizzle, pass tha three for sho!

by BroDizzle foshizzle November 19, 2003

Three

A term for a homosexual derived from the saying "As queer as a three dollar bill."

I wouldn't worry about that guy talking to your girl. With that lisp and those limp wrists, he's definitely a three.

by Bmore Boyo October 21, 2009

Three

An attractive woman, based on a scale from 1-10, the lowest you'd actually consider intercourse with. But since that's too many numbers to remember, 1...2...3...4, you know..., it's either "3" or not!

... *attractive woman walks by* ... THREE!!!!!!

by Jerry Garcia Franchino September 22, 2007

three

A code-word used to describe someone who fits the description of "punk ass nigga".

Examples of a "three" include but are not limited to:
a fake friend
a front
a bullshitter
a thief
a murderer
a rapist
etc..

"You's a three ass punk ass mowfucka."
"Oh shit, It's Jordan and his clique of threes. Let's rob their bitch asses."

by Tweaker BOY November 28, 2016

three

what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown

valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Three

Number which Gaben and entire VALVE team banned from usage.

Valve employees:'Gaben, we have just finished working on Half-Life 4 higher-intellectual npc's!'
Gaben:"Keep it up guys!'
Weirdo employee:'but what about thr...'(three)
Gaben:"YOU ARE FIRED STOP TALKING SHEIT'

by driftycake May 11, 2019