the hev suit in half-life
hev stands for hazardous enviroment
welcome to the hev mark 4, protective system, for use in hazardous enviroment conditions, have a very safe and productive day
a liquid essential for the human body to survive
seriously if you don't know what water is, you need to get off the internet, the computer, the phone, the tv and the eletronics for a while
and dont forget to drink water
but in
city 17, you don't drink the water because they put something in it to make you forget
a primate, an animal
they do have a tail
not to be confused with
ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals
example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape
example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!
example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with
monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas
traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees
ape not kill ape
an ape from planet of the apes
son will know who was his father and what caesar did for us
what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown
valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3
a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
