Tax

Adjective) Slang for something that sucks, is an inconvenience, or a tough break.

Missing the bus and being late to school this morning was so tax.

by CocainMitch November 6, 2020

Tax

To take a handling fee when hustling.

"Tom wanted me to bring him an Ounce, so I taxed him $5".

"Last night around 12 nick called and wanted a 8ball so I taxed him a line".

by ol 80 May 2, 2007

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Tax

fees that come once a month or are stacked onto purchaces. they are a government's way of saying "you dont own anything, not even your own life". used to dump vast amounts of cash into the upper class' pockets.

IRS agent: please deposit the money you didnt earn with the life you do not own for this ridiculous tax we made up 5 minutes ago.

by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 14, 2009

tax

1) The money removed from citizens paychecks to pay the government. They are a pain in the butt.

2) A mixture of tag and axe. Guys that wear tax must smell really bad, are stupid enough to think that either tag or axe will work. They do not smell good, at all. Do not believe those commercials on tv.

Person 1: You better pay your taxes soon...the deadline is tomorrow.
Person 2: I know, I know! Stop Rushing me! OMG tomorrow!?! Aaaaah!
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Nicolette: Eww. Someone smells weird *turns around*
Ryan: What!? I'm wearing tag and axe.
Elaine: Ew gross, you're wearing tax.

by Mistycloudx101 June 15, 2008

Tax

To have sex or to pursue sexual actions with someone. Can also include oral or any form of sex.

Friend 1: Dude that chick is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know you should tax!

by Los alamitos March 31, 2015

tax

1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.

1. "Most people don't like paying taxes."
2. "This is really taxing my patience."

by Xyzzy February 5, 2005