The Swamp Monster

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016

swamp monster

girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster

My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.

by swamp monster February 21, 2009

swamp monster

When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.

As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.

by Billy Dracula September 20, 2009

swamp monster dick

Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.

by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018

mississippi swamp monster

A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.

I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!

by dismal swamp August 22, 2009

Swamp monster pussy

When her pussy is soo rank and soo bad it rots your dick off. Just like a swamp monster.

"You here about that girl in Clarksville?"

She got that real swamp monster pussy.

by 3rd gen July 9, 2021