As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.
by Billy Dracula September 20, 2009
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“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
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by mad&kat February 21, 2011
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Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
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by The original STD March 11, 2022
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"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
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