swamp monster 

When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.

As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.

swamp monster by Billy Dracula September 20, 2009

Swamp Monster 

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

Swamp Monster by Sossburger January 28, 2020

Swamp Monster 

A bulging penis.

Oh my god! Josh has a swamp monster!

Swamp Monster by mad&kat February 21, 2011

Swamp Monster 

Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.

Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.

Swamp Monster by polygeek April 8, 2017

Swamp Monster 

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.

MItch McConnell is a swamp monster

Swamp Monster by The4horseman December 23, 2020

Swamp Monster 

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.

I left a swamp monster just for you

Swamp Monster by The original STD March 11, 2022

Swamp Monster 

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.

"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"

Swamp Monster by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022