specusation

Combination of speculation and accusation. Accusing someone based on a made-up story.

Jenny - What happened last night, you didn't call. You were probably out with another woman, right?
Jacob - Hey stop with the specusation, I left my phone at work, OK?

by sporadicus December 5, 2013

shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.

"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"

by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011

ur species feces

The worst possible insult ever. When this is used, the entire Earth is engulfed in Flames, the Sun explodes and the Moon crashes into Earth.

Tom: ur mom gay
Me : no u
Tom: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur sister a mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Me: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur familiy reunion homosexual communion
Tom: ur family tree LGBT
Me: ur ancestors incestors
Tom: ur race has gayes
Me: Want me to use it asshole?
Tom: i dare you
Me: UR SPECIES FECES!

*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the Sun.

by ElectrodeYT May 19, 2018

Closed Species

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020

spaceshipping

When one turns his headlights off, while turning his interior lights on full blast. This lights up the interior, leaving the exterior unnoticable and at high speeds the "mysterious" light in the car resembles a UFO to passing motorists.

"Did you see that UFO flyin down the freeway!!!?????"
"Naw that was just someone spaceshipping..."

by Spaceshipper October 30, 2006

secessionist

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

SpaceShake

Spaceshake is the worlds most innovative brand, gracing the world with products such as the Spacetainer, SpaceShakes, Spaceslurp which has launched them to the top of the market

James : Hey Todd
what you doing Saturday I'm gonna order in some SpaceShakes

Todd: Yeah man I've been trying to get hold of some products for 3 months

James: Todd your the plug man

by Brands Certified Global March 14, 2019