Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Shing Shong

When someone gets hit in the anus with a knockback diamond sword, while both players are eating snickers at the same time.

Shing Shong
Anus Annihalation

by Some Chad October 14, 2019

Shwonga

Shwonga is an adjective -" It is someone who has moments of uncertainty , And moments that they don't remember ."

"You such a shwonga , i can't deal! "

by Minecraft ... Noob June 29, 2021

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

shongo

A term usually used by Wisconsinites to describe something/someone that's cool or generally chill

I really liked hanging out with Marc last night, he seems cool!

Yeah, he's pretty shongo

by dddongusss September 6, 2019

Shpongle

An electronic music group specializing in the arts of musical composition, particularly of the psychedelic chillout genre.

A circular vortex is spinning, Are You Shpongled?

by A modest user July 10, 2006

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003