A person who is from Seattle or conforms to become a Seattle resident. This person is more than likely white, comes from a rich family, had every opportunity to succeed and are college educated. They are all politically and socially liberal yet Seattle is the whitest major city in the USA. They act as if they emphasize with the poor or minorities yet they live in neighborhoods lacking diversity, segregated and gentrified. When greeting one, they rarely acknowledge you or return the gesture. They own a apple laptop computer which in their mind represents that they are artistic or unique. Usually this specimen can be found in a coffee shop atleast twice a day.
by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009
Get the Seattleite mug.A wimp who drinks lots of coffee that lives in Seatle... But these wimps are cool, although people in Tacoma (which is right beneith Seatle on the map) are better!!!
Seattle is also known for it's production of really cool musicians.
Seattle is also known for it's production of really cool musicians.
by janetjet December 22, 2004
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Noun: Any they/them/it or person that lives within the state of Washington.
adjective: living in or coming from the state of Washington.
adjective: living in or coming from the state of Washington.
Example Sentences: Hey did you hear that Kris was a Seattleite ,it is so sad there's no cure for him.
by Korben 5th E March 31, 2025
Get the Seattleite mug.Rarely used term for a Washingtonian, or specifically a Seattleite who has a palid or pale look about them, due to lack of sun in Washington and/or not tanning.
Not to be confused with anything involving vampires, or sparkling.
Not to be confused with anything involving vampires, or sparkling.
Look at that girl, she seems so Seattleite White.
Probably, they don't get as much sun there you know.
Probably, they don't get as much sun there you know.
by Adene June 18, 2009
Get the Seattleite White mug.Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.
Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!
-Blink 182
Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!
-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.
Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
by PWS27 May 10, 2017
Get the Teenage Sattelites mug.Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.
Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.
Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.
Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.
by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007
Get the Sattelite mug.A social disorder common to residents of Western Washington State, and the city of Seattle in particular. People suffering from Seattlitis display many of the following symptoms:
1 -- Overinflated sense of self-importance, and a condescending attitude towards others.
2 -- Lack of desire or ability to initiate conversation with new people or to make and keep friends. Commonly caused by a combination of the above mentioned self-importance, and a tendency to become sucked into the dramas of one's own life and hobbies (which may involve a group but which never ever involve people in the group bonding with each other or becoming friends and spending time with each other apart from the activity).
3 - A superficial facade of politeness donned by a person to mask a rootless, yet powerful disdain for the one they are conversing with, most likely rooted in the superiority complex mentioned above.
4 - Initiating conversation with a stranger for no reason other than to tell them an odd factoid or pay a compliment, asking them if they have plans for the day, and when the stranger indicates that they are free, immediately excusing one's self from the conversation or otherwise snubbing them or flaking out of actually committing to spend time with them at any future date.
1 -- Overinflated sense of self-importance, and a condescending attitude towards others.
2 -- Lack of desire or ability to initiate conversation with new people or to make and keep friends. Commonly caused by a combination of the above mentioned self-importance, and a tendency to become sucked into the dramas of one's own life and hobbies (which may involve a group but which never ever involve people in the group bonding with each other or becoming friends and spending time with each other apart from the activity).
3 - A superficial facade of politeness donned by a person to mask a rootless, yet powerful disdain for the one they are conversing with, most likely rooted in the superiority complex mentioned above.
4 - Initiating conversation with a stranger for no reason other than to tell them an odd factoid or pay a compliment, asking them if they have plans for the day, and when the stranger indicates that they are free, immediately excusing one's self from the conversation or otherwise snubbing them or flaking out of actually committing to spend time with them at any future date.
Examples of Seattlitis in action:
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Girl : "Hey there, that is an awesome shirt!"
Guy : "Thanks, it's from The Netherlands. I got it on my last trip"
Girl : "I love The Netherlands so much, it's been a long time since I've been back there."
Guy : "Yeah, it's a great place."
Girl : "So, what are you up to today?"
Guy : "Oh, I'm just going out to get some coffee."
Girl : "Cool. Well, have fun with that!" *Walks away*
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Guy # 1 : "Hey man, what's up?"
Guy # 2 : "Not much. I had a date last week with that hot girl I met."
Guy # 1 : "Cool, so how did it go?"
Guy # 2 : "We made out all night, and it was really hot. She didn't want to let me out of her bed the whole time! The next morning she was all like 'Let's get together again!'"
Guy # 1 : "Awesome, so when is the next date?"
Guy # 2 : "Never. Bitch has Seattlitis. She flakes out of every suggestion I make."
Guy # 1 : "Sucks, dude. So, what are you up to this evening?"
Guy # 2 : "Not much. I don't really have any plans tonight."
Guy # 1 : "Oh well. See you later!" *walks off*
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Girl : "Hey there, that is an awesome shirt!"
Guy : "Thanks, it's from The Netherlands. I got it on my last trip"
Girl : "I love The Netherlands so much, it's been a long time since I've been back there."
Guy : "Yeah, it's a great place."
Girl : "So, what are you up to today?"
Guy : "Oh, I'm just going out to get some coffee."
Girl : "Cool. Well, have fun with that!" *Walks away*
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Guy # 1 : "Hey man, what's up?"
Guy # 2 : "Not much. I had a date last week with that hot girl I met."
Guy # 1 : "Cool, so how did it go?"
Guy # 2 : "We made out all night, and it was really hot. She didn't want to let me out of her bed the whole time! The next morning she was all like 'Let's get together again!'"
Guy # 1 : "Awesome, so when is the next date?"
Guy # 2 : "Never. Bitch has Seattlitis. She flakes out of every suggestion I make."
Guy # 1 : "Sucks, dude. So, what are you up to this evening?"
Guy # 2 : "Not much. I don't really have any plans tonight."
Guy # 1 : "Oh well. See you later!" *walks off*
by Seattlite September 7, 2007
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