schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

by Shackoon July 8, 2005

schlontzwise

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.

Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.

by ZisSra July 25, 2011

schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008

Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

Schlott

A Schlott is an extremely hot girl/women (8/10+) and is someone you would be proud to say you've slept with but not someone you'd take home to meet the parents as they would not be academically approved.

Example

Josh: Blonde girl at the bar?
Lee: Definite Schlott...

Jake: We have 'Schlott on tap' in this place boys!

by Sparrowhawk August 22, 2012

schloff

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker

"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"

by the original G July 12, 2014

schlott

A spray of fecal matter, usually caused by diarrhea, that coats the back wall of the toilet bowl.

Dude, don't use that stall! Someone schlotted the hell out of the toilet.

by Mishnel December 8, 2006