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To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

Der Schlickmeister

A german play-on-words. Synonym for Bill Clinton, who used his entire presidential career taking credit for welfare reform (which was created by the republican congress), A strong economy (thanks to Alan Greenspan) and no wars. (he actually ran the most military operations since Vietnam, but the media conveniently ignored that). Also known for his promiscuity with fat chicks, and lying about everything.

Another fat chick is pregnant!
Well, Looks like Der Schlickmeister is at it again.

by gary_shark December 20, 2008

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

schlick

The sound a female make when fingering herself.

schlick is the sound she made as she fingered herself.

by Big Tool December 25, 2003

Schlick Flick

A romantic movie that causes female viewers to become aroused and pleasure themselves.

I went to go see a chick flick with my girlfriends, but it turned into a schlick flick.

50 Shades of Grey

by frostbite36 February 21, 2015

Schlickum

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003